The most hideous unofficial pornstar merch on Redbubble
Ugly Christmas sweaters are so 2010, the new trend? Treat yourself to some unlicensed, unofficial and hideous pornstars merch on Redbubble, the popular print on demand platform. If you thought the zombies from The Walking Dead TV series were hideous, wait until you've seen some of the "monstrous" bootleg pornstar designs available at Redbubble.com!
Anyone that browses the online Redbubble print on demand store will notice right away that their website is filled with merchandise which are straight-up trademark and copyright infringement. Not so strange, since Redbubble allows anyone to create a "designer account", upload their art work, and sell those "designs" on their platform. When a customer purchases that design, Redbubble will take care of the printing process (either on t-shirts, shower curtains, pillows, mugs etc).
But since Redbubble allows literally
anyone any moron to sell their custom made "art work", you'll simply know there's going to be a lot of butt-ugly designs available for sale. And not just ugly, most of these aren't even official licensed. In other words, simply stolen content. Oh well, welcome to the world of print on demand.
Ready to discover some of the ugliest bootleg pornstar merch we've managed to find at the Redbubble store?
Eva Elfie printed on a skirt
Don't get me wrong here, we sure are big fans of the pornstar Eva Elfie. I mean, how can you not fall in love with this young and naughty Russian cutie pie, which also happens to have a fantastic pair of juicy breasts?
That being said, however, we're not sure if there's actually anyone out there wants to wear a skirt with a low-resolution, highly pixelated, squared (and probably stolen) image of Eva Elfie printed on the front and back.
We like to rate this piece of bootlegged pornstar merchandise 5 out of 5 stars, in terms of ugliness, that is! In other words - a must buy and a perfect replacement for an ugly Christmas sweater. Wear this skirt and you'll be stealing "the show", for sure.
Sasha Grey does Frankenstein's monster
Remember how we've previously mentioned the ugly zombies from The Walking Dead, well, here's another hideous creature for you, oh no wait! It's actually Sasha Grey... I think.
I don't know why anyone would take one of the most fap-worthy babes in the history of porn like Sasha Grey over here and decide to turn her into a monstrous creature. Oh well, you can get this piece of art on a pillow, sticker and more.
Hit the shower with Johnny Sins (shower curtain merch)
Time for everybody's favorite doctor, lawyer, teacher, astronaut and plumber, héééééére's Johnny! Always wanted to share a shower with male pornstar Johnny Sins? In that case, these unofficial shower curtains at Redbubble are a must have for you!
But wait! There's more!
Prefer showering alone but instead like to share your bed with this legendary guy from the adult film industry? Maybe you're interested in these duvet covers starring Johnny Sins instead? Pure art, if you'd ask me.
Asian porn starlet and cyborg Asa Akira on a mobile phone case
Not gonna lie, I'd personally enjoy stroking my lightsaber to most of Asa Akira's adult films, however, I can't fap to Asa Akira while looking like a one-eyed cyborg. Sorry, Asa.
The world's ugliest Ron Jeremy wall art
I doubt anyone would be interested in getting any Ron Jeremy merchandise lately, official merchandising or not, considering the recent lawsuits. However, if you're still looking to buy some seriously ugly stickers or wall art to decorate your toilet with, these two designs below might fit your criteria perfectly.
Fair is fair, this Christmas t-shirt called "If You Jingle My Bells, I'll Give You a White Christmas" starring Ron Jeremy actually made us giggle a bit. It's still ugly though.
Tiny Piper Perri art
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that even the most "hardcore" Piper Perri-fans on this planet would want to own this hideous phone case starring Ms Perri.
So bad, it's good - Jordi El Nino printed on a shirt
Rip a photo of male porn talent Jordi El Nino (while looking shocked) from the internet, upload it to Redbubble and sell it on a t-shirt. Gotta admit, this one actually falls under the category "So bad, it's good". LOL, I would seriously wear this, to be honest. But then again, I got a real bad taste in humour.
Hot pornstars Kendra Sunderland & Riley Reid sharing a corn
Not so seamless pattern (these Riley Reid socks suck)
First things first, there ain't nothing wrong with wearing a pair of sexy Riley Reid socks, however, unless they are freaking hideous like this pair of unlicensed Riley Reid socks.
See, the thing is, the idea of a seamless pattern is well... That the pattern can be placed side by side without any visible interruptions. That's not the case with these Riley Reid socks over here.
How to battle copyright infringement? #BootlegTheBootleg
These are just a very few examples of some of the ugliest art we could find on Redbubble, but trust me, there's a lot more awful designs to be discovered on their print on demand platform. Or should I say - hidden gems.
Don't get me wrong, this article isn't meant to bash Redbubble or anything, you must understand that every large platform that allows user generated content faces the issue of copyrighted materials being uploaded, and there doesn't seem to be an easy fix for that issue.
However, we've might just found a solution! A glitch in the Matrix, so the speak. Curious? Here's the plan to fight off thieves and to battle copyright infringements - bootlegging the bootleg.
It's easy, just follow these 5 steps:
- Step 1: Find a random stolen (if possible, extremely ugly) design on Redbubble.com
- Step 2: Take a screenshot of the mockup of that design
- Step 3: Make a few minor changes (now we can call it "Fair Use")
- Step 4: Re-upload your new design to Redbubble
- Step 5: Get rich (and buy yourself a Lamborghini)
The end-results should look something like this (below).
#BootlegTheBootleg, the best way to get back at copyright thieves!
Not all adult art on Redbubble is ugly
Bashing ugly designs is fun and all, but it won't be fair to not mention there's also some pretty awesome designs to be found on Redbubble as well.
For example, take the Redbubble store by an artist known as XERACX. This guy creates digital art (mostly stickers) in a very similar style of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise and the results are pretty damn good. So if you're looking for some sweet stickers starring a large number of famous porn starlets, go check out XERACX's print on demand store.
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